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201 - The Delivery Man

Welcome to Night Vale

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The Delivery Man

Cut your wireless bill to 15 bucks a month at mint mobile dot com slash nightvale. The delivery man revels in our thrills, our nervous excitement for the day a parcel arrives. There is no greater righteousness than the act of giving. To give is to replenish. A tree gives shade. An ocean gives rain. A woodchuck gives visions of a cute little furry butt bobbing through the brush. All people deserve prompt delivery and all people eventually get what they deserve.

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