Are You Going to Dress Up for Halloween?

Halloween's coming up. I don't have a costume. Nobody ever invites me to a Halloween party. No one wants you involved in scary things in their lives. It's like why I'm dressing up for my apartment alone? That's sad. Just staring in the mirror, complimenting yourself. Yeah. Taking a selfie of my costume that nobody else saw to put on Instagram. Like no, thank you. And then heading to a haunted house alone. Of course.