The Importance of Being Puerto Rican

"I literally just saw him chug a full bottle of gin faster than I've ever seen anybody drink and his face is like completely red purple now Can we drive our own car?" "He never said anything racist to me about being Puerto Rican that I can recall Most of the stuff he said to me that was offensive was homophobic He would say a lot of homophobic statements And I had to tell him to stop talking to me like that" 'The highlight of the buffet were the crab legs as they showed me,' she says. "'If you're not happy with what you get, don't eat it' That's how your dad got away with drinking so much alcohol," her mother adds.