I Can't Fuck and Report This Shit, Just Because, You She Would Literally Be Beat the Shut Out of Me

If i was married to a woman that was as good a fighter as ronda is, i would literally the amount of times i would be like a cal cake and o just let's just talk this out. I'd have to start taking some classes to somehow get some sort of defence at her throwing me across the fuck ind living room. How funny would falken dave chapel be in a god damn sketch about dating the ufc female champion and pissing her off? Rmembering the rick james sketch when he gets kicked in the air and he landed on that dresser. Just imagine them using same special effects of him getting thrown over that one of those judo throws