How to Be an Expert on MMA

I did this thing for the book where there used to be this service. It was called help a reporter out. And so I was like, well, I'll just pretend to be an expert about a bunch of shit that I don't know anything about. And let's see if they actually check if I'm an expert. But then what happened is like, oh, like you were a scumbag. Like you're the guy that was doing this and you're a scumbge. You made all this stuff happen. You tricked us.