I Ha, White Van

In 19 97, our story begins on the upper east side in new york. A young college student by the name of patrick mc neil was drinking with his friends and got real loaded everybody. He decided it was time to go home, stumbling drunk pperpter somebody was going to give him a ride. And he wandered off. Later on, when when people were interviewed there at the bar, friends and so forth, someone claimed that there was a white van parked across the street. As patrick, ou know, wandered up the road, the white van, you know, started up and followed him. No actual malefactor should be using a white van.