Christopher Columbus - I'm Going to Christianize the Fucker

Christopher Columbus thought the earth was breast shaped, despite everyone else with an education in the 15th century knowing it was round. He had such a thirst for adventure that he crossed the Atlantic in these incredibly dangerous conditions eight times. This is a testosterone of the man. Remember that guy's leading you around the world. Like a pear. Like a tear drop. Do you want to feel it? Listeners, Helen's talking to Sarah,. She's not asking me to feel it. I can almost feel Guadalupe poking. What? Oh wait, if it is Vietnam, sorry. Mother. Mother. But what we got here is a man who against all the odds and whatever evidence he