How to Eat a Booger

"When's the last time you ate a booger for real?" "If it has the red dryness to it, I sometimes eat it. If there's a little bit of blood on it, you can get that flavor" Have you tried your own spunk? What's a spunk? Your own jizz? Yes. Everyone has. But when you do it, you feel like it's cannibalism. You're eating your own 15th. So it's not good." Would you like Abe Lincoln's boogers? Who did he collect his boogers from? His wife. He'd have to try it. Maven Abe.

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