The Dictator Slash President

People, when you buy a tessler, you get a charging system. Put in at your house. You plug it in like a cell phone. Stop acting like you constantly see tessles on the side of the road out of power. They are charging stations all over the place for free. I just want us to have no reason to be in the middle east. Let em solve their own fackin problems. But there's too much money in it for us anyway. i've often talked about being a dictator slash president with my friends,. We'd go around and present one sweeping law that would be placed into our society. Mine will combat the obesity problem. Anyone over 500 pounds