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The nation of australiia is reporting things are getting so bad that they would settle for even just one quiet week. Scot morrison has pledged to commit to calling the election by 20 fiftee, despite most other leaders around the world all promising to call their elections in the near future. World leaders have begun switching to renewable energy sources and abandoning coal power ever since sciencists started saying that renewable energy totally doesn't work and it's not worth investing in.