The New Tea and Coffee Cup for the Mustache

An American paper says that the new fashioned tea and coffee cup invented for the benefit of a gentleman with heavy mustache. It is contrived in such a manner that the most savage fizzed military man may imbibe without immersing the delight of his sweetheart in the drink. And his ladies or his fellows favorite thing is the mustache. Ew. That's so yucky. I was just going to say as a man with many mustaches, he'll tell you women love them. They're always like good call. As a woman with a partner who's a big mustache, I love the idea of it. Sure. The idea of it delights me his sweetheart.