The Arse Measurer

I used to get so embarrassed going out on summer as when I was younger. My manager gleefully told me she had helped them pick out a butler. You know how in clocks, you put your feet in that machine and it measures it? You've got like a butt plug measure. A communal butt plug. Imagine you're butt. Don't worry, it's all safe. Sanitize with disinfect and sanitize the arse measureer. But if you just sit on this chair, it'll go up into your arse. You'll hardly feel it, it's nothing, but then it gets bigger in yourArse. So we know. When you feel it