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Rude Tales of Magic

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The Shishkabob Express

You shoot a wave of echolocation back at them, which means that these bats now believe they are flying at an oncoming wave of bats identical to them. A wall of bats about 50 feet long begin to turn around and they crash into the bats behind them. 64 bats fall dead out of the sky. The sounds of stretched tendons and tearing leathery wings and the sounds of bats screaming out in their shitty little bat language fill the air as they fall dead. Many of them are crushed under the wheels of the Shishkabob Express. I wish Chipale was there.

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