The Sean Bean Lounge Chamber Orchestra

Last night saw the annual concert of the Sean Bean Lounge Chamber Orchestra. Leader Katie Cook resigned, forcing Will Buckley to be de facto leader. Paul Walton had used his violin cases a lunchbox and got yogurt on the strings. Craig Lemoine generated so much heat playing his cello he set fire to his sheet music. James Rayliff produced the most rousingly regal sounding gargle since records began.