Russian President Vladimir Putin Hand Picked Rudy Giuliani

The Russian head of state has been trading back and forth between a hairy guy and a bald guy since Zar Nicholas the first in 1825. The system they had in place gave him so much power that he could damn near hand pick his successor. He wanted somebody who wouldn't reverse the free market reforms that he'd been championing. But luckily, Yeltsin happened to know a bald guy who didn't want to arrest him.