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The Puritan Perspective on Thong Abuse

I saw some on 4th of July weekend, I saw some asses that did not need to be in a thong. Shouldn't there be a rule that if you're not, if you don't have the perfect ass, you should just wear a regular ever swimsuit? In Europe, they have nude beaches. Nobody gives a fuck. And in South America, they all wear thongs everywhere. We're so in this capitalist society that everything has to look perfect. But everybody in this country should be able to have the freedom to wear thong pumps. Wear their ass out. Where's your patriotism? Maybe I'll get a thong and hang it on my car like a

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