Captain Crook's Fake Sickness

"If we have not in our nearly 500 episode history done this exact segment i will shove my own shoes up my butt" "I just want to say it's captain crook who pilots the s s filet of fish huh please don't yell at me okay everyone he stealsFilet of fish sandwiches just like hamburger hamburger steals from the land. but he wasn't probably wrong about that level of responsibility absolutely not," she says. 'i thought i was gonna go with every fiber by being until the last minute when it just turned out i wasn't' "'You are building on the narrative of your illness why would he fake sick on the day that we're going to have this