The Unbelievable Things Dogs Do

I'm a dog, but my dogs are crap. I've got two dogs, each idiot. Fights seals on a regular basis. There's lots of seals where we live. How cool. Well, it's not cool because the seals just go, seal it or swim off and then you have to go and rescue your dog who's a moron. But they're constantly... You've not given them the chance to work out if they're like seamen sniffing dogs or if they are. Why would we give that first on your list to say? That just was fun. It's got a little... It's been a bit embarrassing when someone says their cat ate a curtain