Getting Rid of Bad Conditions With Light Sabres

In australia, where there is a somewhat socialized health care system, people are just like, ah, what are you going to do? I'm bloody sorry about that rosatian, ma'am. In this mystical, futuristic world that we live in, you can go and have trained professionals apply light sabres to your own face to get rid of terrible conditions you hitherto did not know that you had. But i guess i didn't pay the right amount of pain or money or something, because i woke up this morning and i looked in the mirror, and there in front of me was the elephant man, muddy. Gysye, i didn't sing it, sang