Guinea Fowl's Game

Guinea fowl's feathers are speckled with thousands of tiny, bright, white spots. According to legend, you didn't always have those spots, remember? Your feathers used to be just dark and glossy with nary a spot to be seen. But then that thing happened. And in fact, I thought we would tell everyone about that thing today. Are you up for it? Or should I say, are you a game? Ha! I see what you did there. I'm a game bird, so game, game. Very funny. Let's do this.