Howda Cooper, What's Your Disguise?

I've been working as an apprentice, learning how to be a cooper. I still know very little about howda cooper hosidor Yes, he's just started answering questions that he wants us to ask him. Isn't that insane? Thats a little troubling. My disguise is going to be around roommy my disguises, i'm going to be a seven foot tall table. But arne, ar so big. What's the opposite of a minnie cooper? A maxi cooper. Oh, maxie cooper. That's a great fake name, arne. Quick wear this mostach now, if anybody asks you're maxie cooper, that could be my co