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FETCH QUEST - Ep. 1 - All Dogs Go To Faerun

Dungeons and Daddies

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Stupid Dogs. Okay. I'm Going to Buy Her Face. Okay

There's a crack of thunder and in a flash of light, someone appears before you. She cracks the whip and she misses. Sticks your son. Okay. So I rolled to bite him twice while you were talking because I have an advantage. First one was a two second one was an 18, which means I get to do one D six plus one damage. All right. Bicella Demae looks like she watches her henchmen get his fucking rope ripped out  and she just her eyes go wide and she goes, who are you? "I'm going to buy her face"

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