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Google and Microsoft's Quarterly Earnings Calls Were So Bad, Why Don't You Call People?

Google and Microsoft both had their quarterly earnings calls, which were so bad. It led the stock to a dramatic fall. Here's some advice to YouTube: If your ad revenue is down and it's affecting your stock, why are you letting us skip ads? Of course, I'm going to skip your ad for a road game. No other company has a skip revenue button. CVS doesn't have a skip payment button. They do have those self-checkout things though and those are pretty much the same thing. Hey, hot tip, hot tip to media companies. Force your viewers to watch profitable ads.

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