Introduction

King Charles is the head of state in Britain. He doesn't need a driving license, and could technically go on a mass murdering rampage and not be prosecuted because he's above all members of the court. Imagine how busy his phone would be - it'd be busier than a switchboard operator in the 19th century. Hello. Your Majesty, I have a citizen who hasn't paid for her TV license. Is it? Sorry, old chap, one second. Hey there, Charlie here,. as always, just in case you forgot my incredibly important name. You could just think of King Charles if you want to remember it, and there we have my legal name. It's in my