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217 - Salmon Burger

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The Salmon Burger Is Climbing the Wall

Joseph, station management does not like guests in the building. Joseph, I need you to go clean the break room. Joe: Oh dang, I should have sent out my new intern to get me lunch since my salmon burger disappeared. Listeners, my salmon burger is climbing the wall. It's about 18 inches wide now if you include the length of its long sharp legs and it's climbs the wall. And now it's devouring the clock for ad breaks, salmon burger. Come on. Hi Deb. Earned you're going to have to work in the basement. Yeah? They're moving us down there for a week while they do renovations.

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