Bathroom Bar Story

I pride myself on being able to Poop in any condition Circumstance there are people who can't go. It's the best prize honor is just a picture on the wall All right, that's the positive side of bar stories what's your worth bathroom bar story? I've got so many every bathroom every bathroom experience of mine is embarrassing. There's a there are socially crippling ones. They're all socially crippling. That's never been my problem. I've I can go anywhere. I've gone in a boot on the side of the road. It's fine But I think I reached my I reached a real conundrum at this particular bar Where he was having Real tummy