How to Fix a Badet Toilet Seat

We wanted to get our Japanese bidet toilet seat installed. Once you have water squirting up your butt, you can't go back. The other main reason was that our shower handles, you have to like push with all your might to get them on. So those are the two main things we needed fixed. Fast forward four different, five different visits from plumbers. A whole other plan to like fix water damage, calling insurance. Other things happened. We still don't have the two things. It's ridiculous.