How to Make Delicious Cold Sparkling Boozy Water

A TikTok of Michelle Obama surfaced today. It was posted by someone named Eli Fresh, E-L-A-I Fresh. The tagline to it was, has Michelle had been kicked in the head by a mule or something? And let's just watch as he was. Do you feel guilty about using cans of bubbly water to enjoy sparkling cold bubbly water? I do. All right. One blink. Let's go.