The Blueballs Robbery

"You have to have a plan in order to woo this woman," says the narrator. "My thought was to do an extraordinary amount of surveillance and then present myself as someone who is interested in all the things she is interested in." The plot involves 'the classic blueballs, the blue balls robbery done by the scrooge gang', but it's not quite that simple. Here are some suggestions for how you could win her over...