What Kind of Animal Would Make the Best Human to Date?

Pat Wands: I think it would be kind of weird to date somebody named Pringles. Pat Wands: It would also be weird to date someone who's anus. What kind of animal would make the best human to date? Lizard. Cat wouldn't do it. The worst would be a cat. A lizard would just be sitting on a rock in the sunshine. Chilling for seven telling you to relax. Telling you to Relax.