Introduction

Porno Day is imminent, so put it in your diaries. We have gathered together some of our favourite bits of book one. There are classic ones that everyone always brings up when they talk about Belinda Blink. It's a bit like a secret society, isn't it? If you just say the word pomegranates in the right company, people will be happy. You know who your brethren are. I can't watch Titanic anymore. He couldn't watch it for a day and has gone back to his usual weekly viewing.