
Don't Say Christmas
Distractible
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Oatmeal Raisin Cookies - What's Wrong With You?
Oatmeal raisin thinks it's a real cookie. That's what's wrong with it. It's like you've been lied to and wronged. I love oatmeal raisin cookies. They're good. But that's not a good cookie. Bob, when are you giving Santa the worst cookie you can think of? You can make it with other things. Single people haven't had stewed dates. Dates are nowhere near delicious. What is this poison to my brain?
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