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The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project
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You Better Stagger a Guy With a Pair of Scissors 19 Times, You're Going to Sleep Forever
The woman told police she saw a dark scary figure on top of her boyfriend attacking him. She then picked up scissors and tried to kill the ominous figure with them. The man was stabbed 19 times, which is enough if you stab hard enough. These weren't great scissors; they were little kid scissors.
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