The Missteps of a Father

Zachary Smith: I'm a very toxic boss. But I get results. What mistakes have you made as a father thus far? Well, I sort of propped him up in front of an iPad and left for two days. In retrospect, that was a mistake. If I could have done it all over, what would I have done? Second child, what would you do, I guess?Second child, I'll just be way less nervous. Because right now it's just like, yeah, he's going to stop breathing because he thinks it's funny. How dare you?