The Pink Pig

Dolph and Ali had sex at the pink pig in Madamadour. It was a summer's day, steaming hot - they put up towels so nobody could see it. The baby is now 30 weeks but there are still 10 more to go. We've got spaghetti on toast... I don't know if that would be overrated or perfectly rated. And we're going to try these baked beans my mum made me. They're brilliant! Can you make them? Yes?! What do Calabesas call their fish? Is this squid? Oh God yes!'