The Societal Chip on the Shoulder of Women

The verdict was returned yesterday, acquitting the prisoner of the crime on the ground that he was insane when he was shot. The doctor would literally go, okay, I'm going to go finger her for a little bit. And then that's what they did. That's why the deal though was invented because the doctor didn't want to use his hands. They would masturbate him. So for any male listeners who are curious why there is a societal chip on the shoulder of women, listen to what just happened. It's true.