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"Mazzie has peed all over the couch. So I order a pizza to compete with the smell and when the delivery guy shows up I pay him twenty dollars to carry the couch with me out to the street," he says. "I'm in the bedroom for four days with the flu and on the fifth day I wander out at 4.30 in the morning and I do the dishes and I enjoy it." He adds: "This morning your father did the dishes and it made me want to fuck him"