The Sober Onlooker

"Our 70 year old grandma was present during all this keeping our glasses clean in between shot and refilling the crisp balls bless a hot anyway as the sober onlooker but still thoroughly involved I could say things had taken a turn when he lifted Betty up onto her mom's lap and proceeded to dry hump them boat oh my god now the hour was nearly up the performance coming to an end and he was reaching his finale little did we know what this meant. With no warning Betty's hand was filled with his finale that's right the dirty bastard came on Betty's hand he wasn't even hard riddle me," she writes. "I just feel like literally you be sad all the way all the