Maddie's Fucking Christmas Pants

Maddie is a young child that used to come to the show with her mother. She's now...now you're in college. Maddie, did you listen to all those shows? Yeah. Would you like to come up and give us a little report? Hello, Maddie. Come on up on stage. Your mother lists tonight. All right. Say it. I can handle anything now. I'm a master. He hasn't jerked off for three days. He's coming for you. Are you going to create a universe of jizz in this planet? It doesn't feel safe so I guess it's probably dangerous. You're closer to being Hans Gruber than