How to Be a Yogonaut

Yogonauts are people who stand up to loot. If you want to find out if there are any other yog-apots around you, salute and say 'I am Dave Exclamation Mark, yog-naught' You have to salute like Rimmer from Red Dwarf. Join the yog-dots for 50 pence and get a certificate saying you're a yog-dot - it's brilliant. We wouldn't have forgotten almost all of this by next week,. But tomorrow we'd have forgotten.