I Help My Wife Give Birth the Fuck Out of Here

"I have a huge respect for mothers everywhere after seeing what an intense process that is firsthand," Burr writes. "You name me kid like carburetor or some dumb shit like that, you help my wife give birth the fuck out of here." He says he was given a cigar by someone in New Zealand and thanked them because it's hard to pick one up with your mouth so they gave him this tip: You need to pinch the end where you put your mouth.