The Greatest Thing Ever, Isn't It?

I was trying to be loki because some of the other dads a tried it standing up, and biffet it hard. And awas like, how hard could it be? So anyway, i get on it, and i'm going down, and i giv the speed, wobbles almost out of the gate. I went into a fool like two feet. It was like i was skeing without skees on at that point. But i did not fall, but it was so awkward and lasted, that fall alone lasted like ten seconds. That's why people were clapping, because they just wanted tosee someone embarrass themselves.