The Guardian's Daniel Goodson Have a Good One

Police officers were called to reports of an assault only to find two comedy zombies running late. They had been told that a woman was being assaulted by a man in a car at Junction 11 of them M62 However, it turned out to be two actors on their way back from working as extras and on the set of Chess Hire. A police spokesman said that when officers realized what had happened, they took no further action.