How to Upgrade to a New Car

Chris bought a new car last week. So he's getting used to not driving a slightly bigger, well, I say slightly bigger. It'd be quite fun to sort of scoot around on a little moor pad. Because the road's generally quite safe. But yeah, yeah, I'd fancy it. What car did you upgrade to? Oh, I'm not telling you because it is embarrassing and you will take the piss. Tell me.