The Sean Bean Lounge - The Annual Indoor Totally Shaved Celebrity Race

Last night was the annual indoor entirely shaved celebrity race. Nicole Kidman and Jason Statham were both snagged by stragglers, causing great disappointment to Matt Lillian George Randall respectively. Gareth Walsh asked for George Clooney to attend Pre-Shaven and Clooney was accommodating though didn't appear to understand A, the nature of the event or B, that en route to the event he was permitted to wear clothes. Nigel Habers who thanks to Ross McDermott and Sarah subjecting him to national grid level electrolysis was as smooth as the handle of a John Lewis whisk took home the gold plus enough celebrity hair to fill three and a half decent floor cushions.