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You do the same thing. What the hell was it? To do, oh. Just because stuff. Well, keep this on the low because what if they're listening? You got flowers just because? No, but I thought about it. When's this come out? Later. Thursday, maybe? Oh, shit. Snap. Wait, so you're planning on Thursday? No, but I keep it. Friday? No, no, no. I'm not gonna reveal any of my romantic plans. However, what is it? What are your plans? Come on. I'm not gonna reveal them. Okay, just say in theory though. Yeah, that flower shop that you brought up now when I'm walking down the street, I know it's there and I think, oh, yeah, maybe I should go there. Really? You get away like you could be lazy and dumb and then you get the just because flowers? Yeah. Damn. I need to. You know what? I feel like I'm good at. What? Because I'll see the bouquets at the bodega that sells the flowers. Right. They got a guy putting them together. They have single flowers too. I feel like I do have an innate talent for putting the flowers together and making a unique bouquet. Mm-hmm. Interesting. Have you tried it or you're like, I could? No, I've done it. You've done it. That one, that one, that one. You worked every time they're like, damn, I wouldn't have thought of this. Really? Arrangement. I'm gonna kind of have a flower or a ranger. And you have to be really careful when you have a kitty cat because those things can be allergic at times to some types of flowers. Pass away. We just saved a lot of cats lives using this pipeline for that. That's allergic to so much shit. I don't know if I believe them. They're sensitive animals. So like, if Nate was here, what would he say about? Oh my god, he would probably be quiet. Oh, well. And then come in with some. Maybe call him, I guess? The dynamic is like, yeah, don't tell him he's on the Adam three lives of a vlog house. Call his ass right now. Yeah. This is like, okay, we're calling Nate Peron. This is a prank. Kind of like a... Yeah. But this is amazing. We do a segment called Thank Calls. That's like a prank call, but we're just thanking somebody. You like call a business that you love. And you're not like a joke. Kind of like the manager. I just want to say thank you so much for providing amazing service. I don't respect business. Well, you don't respect business. Let's say that... That's hard for her. You forget that. I know. I forgot you're like that. You're a very hard person to pin down. What do you mean? Oh, you just have such incredibly wide-ranging beliefs that I want to say you're a sports guy. The truth is... You're a hipster guy then. I don't know. I like sports. But the truth is I believe in nothing. Yeah. That's going to get you in the end. When you're on the deathbed, I know that you're going to be searching for something to cling to. And who's that? Our Lord and Savior. No. Could be something else. Could be a different God. Shiva. Vitamin water. Okay. So why don't we fucking call his ass back to him? No, he's going to know what you're saying. Let's just say we're working on a riff. Okay, let's come up with a riff. Oh, that's good. See what we can do. That's really good. Let's give him an act out because that's where I think he really thrives. I'm the phone, especially. Anywhere, man. Okay. He deserves. Okay. I'm just calling now. Yeah. Bang is on. This is going to be so good. I'm going to be like this. And you get excited here and get it. That ring ring ring ring ring. I'm getting nervous and I know him. He's like, oh my God. Why would he do this? Because he probably got like a show business. He could be meditating. He meditated. Does that for about 40 minutes a day? Really? His eyebrows wiggle like crazy. Really? Yeah. All right. Well, I give up. Well, he's funny. He's funny. I trust us. He's a good guy. I'd love to meet him. Monday. Who's your favorite guy? Eric. Eric and Nate. What are you saying? In general. Yeah. In general? Favorite guy of all time? Michelangelo D'Cravaggio probably. Because he did art and he killed people, got away with it. Come on brother. He killed? Yeah. He was gay and he killed. Domer. So far. Oh shit. What about you? My favorite guy? Mm-hmm. I like Zach Galifianakis. Do you see how he did this? Mm-hmm. Yeah. That's the two brain types. Yeah, I try. Believe. Who's your favorite guy? My dad. He made a lot of sacrifices. Maybe the man I am today. Damn. Okay. Now you're doing that to show us up. Yeah. That was like the thank you. Interesting. You showed characters. Yeah. Yeah. You know, we're talking about builds before I found out. I feel like you have a great build for period pieces where if you put me in a tent. You tap on? Huh? I don't, my mind didn't even go there. They're nasty. They're nasty. I'm kind of disgusting. You're in the right room. I know, but in kind of a cool way. You have a art crumb style nasty. Yeah. Art, art, art. No, kind of more like a, like your mother's cunt. What's that? Okay. Yeah. Like you know how like comics get real nasty? Yeah. They're like, oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, man. Dude, it's been awesome having us on and now I want it. It's been awesome having us. I want to say you have, but you, I'm jealous because what's my, what's saying? You could be 1930s stockbroker. High waisted. See what you're saying. Like you could fit in and you could be in an Oppenheimer like that. Everybody was having an Oppenheimer. I know what he's saying. They couldn't put my shoes and made the bomb. Oh, no. You can twist my words. It was all Jews. No. We should be proud of that. If it was, God bless. You're a day that you have a fucking nuke in them. This is the time to say that isn't it. Well, that's good. That's good. Post this after the, after the conflict. Yeah. What's the conflict? Oh, I thought, oh, I don't know. Okay. Sorry. So what's your surprise for your girlfriend? What? Who is he eating? No. What? Dude, being so crude about women, this is what's wrong with men these days because you know after this, I'm going to beat your ass because you think we're not online right now. Why? Because you just said something lewd in this just been brought out by a woman. Lude. I didn't say lewd. I said that, I said that making love. It's nice. No, you didn't say making love. All right. So say something like that about my girlfriend. So we're even. All right. Your girlfriend. Your girlfriend. What are you going to do when you get home with your girlfriend? Get the lube out. You got this man. It didn't feel great. It didn't feel great. I know. I understand where you're coming from. Because it came from a place of shame. Yeah. What do you mean? When you talk about sex. No, no, I mean, like I said, that kind of nasty shit about his girl. Oh, and he said that he's talking about my girl and I'm like, oh, I see where he comes from. And I'm on test over here. I walked in my own issues. This is incredible. Yeah. Yeah. This should be. This is incredible. So we're involved. Have you ever vibe this time with anybody on the podcast? What? We revived this hard with anybody on the podcast before. Um, Neil deGrasse Tyson. Oh, that wasn't the podcast. I do. I want to put I'll put some beef out there with Neil deGrasse Tyson if I can right now. He's big as I am. I'm in a body. He's a dog pile on him. He's fake. He's hell. He's fake. To come for the aliens one more time because he's he's throwing out report. He's saying they couldn't exist. We've done the research. What is he? He's basically saying that. What? No, what? He wouldn't say it. All over the place. He's shitting on every alien UFO report. And no, am I a crazy conspiracy? You're not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. I'm just saying, you know, real scientists would look into the phenomenon and study it with rigor and scientific methods to be a Neil deGrasse Tyson and go on Colbert and shed on aliens cowardly and Neil deGrasse Tyson. If you watch this, I'm coming for you. You are. He's a wrestling. What are you going to do, will you see him? I'll probably dab it up. All right. What else did that happen? What else did you all have to kneel? What else did you all have to kneel? Oh, the moon landing. He's just such a rider die ho for that we landed on this. He tried. He tried. He tried. He tried. He tried. He tried. He tried. He tried. He tried. Helled. He sphereETA because Want will be Wen density sounds like words. Oh, he's in it. Well, Ed. He is beautiful. Yeah, I'm not gonna play Jenningsidentine and Statley again. Oh. What is this? I uh, you gotta watch this onler preach, you know, watch this is the cropped or cut yet he just like this is going to Superior to commercialONDP and theaugh. Yeah. Are you taking took takes to the next CTV show and a fades out? I'm a king of having been special. Yeah, really. How many years? It started, well, they ran it back in kindergarten because it was not quite getting along. So you failed kindergarten and special ed? I don't know that I failed. No, kindergarten, I wasn't in special ed. I just ran it back in kindergarten. And then fourth grade is when they started separating me from the bunch and saying he needs some help. Really? Yeah. You got the help you do. No, I didn't get the help you do. It looked like you're hiding back tears. It's not funny, dude. It's not funny. It's not funny. Why you laughing? That's what you said, bro. You said you're his favorite guy. And then you never did any remedial. I was, listen, I was off the charts going to the doctor for my English skills and my reading skills. The doctor measured there? Yeah. For math? Yeah, I was fucking bottom of the barrel. I stunk at that. I was in special needs, math and fourth grade and my friend faked a heart attack and it was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. That's so funny. Did it scare the teacher? Yeah, and she had a crazy lazy eye. Oh, the way it went. Holdovers. That was fun. Great flick. Alexander Payne back at it again. Great flick. You never did special needs as well? No. Here's the problem. Girl, what's the GPA? Like an A minus. That's your GPA? Yeah. Six, seven? Yeah, always around there. No way. Yeah. That's like the... Wow. Damn. Bare minimum. Bare minimum. Really? You're a bit of a nerd. No, no. Well, then how did you get such good grades? Because my parents told me I had to be president of the United States one day. President. Did they really put pressure on you like that? Yeah. Damn. They used to win a podium in our house. I had to get the speech. It was terrible. Did you really? Yeah. I did not have sex with anyone. I have never had sex with anybody in the world. That's what he should have said. Yeah. I've never gotten pussy. I've never gotten pussy or head or head. Or head. Or head in my room. I've never... I don't even know. That's... Bill Clinton? That's Mr. Clinton. I know it doesn't mind the wire guy. I know it's your thing. I know the real shit about politics like the bipartisan infrastructure bill. I don't know about scamming. All right. Let's bullshit. All right. I'm going to get the pressure bill. Look, it was just going back and forth between... Of course it goes to the house, but then it gets to the Senate and it's like... Yeah. Clearly, whatever. Like the Biden finally did it, but Trump couldn't. You ever seen a mine like that? No. Working and asking something else, man. Wait, did you have to stay in the special ed or do you work your way out? You hard work? This is my biggest complaint about special ed classes. Okay. Let's hear it. Once you've missed a year, it's over. Because the idea that I'm going to have missed all of division and then jump back in in middle school, there's no fucking chance. Why is that? Because I missed everything that y'all learned. Same with history. I didn't get to English. So they just miss out on every... You like did a bid in special ed. They're like, we're going to give them a year away from Jen Pop. No, I stayed. Through 12. Through 12. Yeah. And then we were doing stuff like financial literacies. Really, India. I didn't learn that. So that you can learn. I have all my money on a checking account. I was in honors classes, but I was getting c's and d's. Really. I should have probably been in regular. But you did it for smart girls. You're trying to be smart girls. For the librarians. Oh. When a girl is smart, when the early is around. I like that. You want to turn her around. I don't know. Like a doggy style thing? No. Can dogs have mission actually? What? Can dogs have missionaries? Some dogs can definitely throw down the dogs who skateboard are definitely doing a missionary. They have the fucking motor skills. You're right. Yeah. They're not having doggy style sex. They're having human style sex. That's right. That's right. That's why you had to doggy for them. Dogs? Oh, human style. I thought you meant they were fucking chills. No, just dog on dog. Like doggy style sex between humans is still between humans. Right? Right. It's kind of nasty. I don't like it. Doggy style. I don't like it. Disrespectful. I'll just say that. I want to see a beautiful face. Right. Where are the eyes? I want to kiss her and say I love you. Yeah. What am I going to look at? I want to like Patrick Batamoon. You know, it's great. I haven't seen that one yet. He's a sociopath certified American psycho. I want to see that badly. What movies have you seen? Hitch triple X. I'm off book on pineapple express. A four year old virgin. These are the mini DVD style, mini DVD player style movies. This is what you go into the kitchen and you have the little box to eat. One pineapple express. He smokes. Seth Rogan's in the car on a crane shop black and white over a field. Oh yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. The other things with a bill hater bill hater. Bill hater. Bill hater. No, blah, blah. Item nine illegal. Yeah. It's so good. Cut to eat it. So good. Yeah. And then the Mexican guy pulls up next to him. He's smoking and joining his car. Lock down to the electric avenue. And then he says take it to the next level. Remember, that's right. In the opening scene. Seth is smoking. Oh. Yeah. And then he's well what? We don't have to do the whole movie. Keep going. He's doing his job auditing. Process service. Process service. Yeah. Right. Mr. Whatever Boba that we meet his girlfriend who's in school. Yeah. That's where I turned it off. That's kind of crazy. That's kind of crazy. I kind of forgot that. But he's so young. Mr. Rogan. Is that Rogan? Is what? How old is he? Oh yeah. He's like 20. Literally he's like 38. No. Yeah. No. Pretty sure. His girlfriend was 16. In that movie? No. I mean I don't know how old he is. His character. He's definitely out of high school. Because he doesn't go to high school. Okay. So he visits his girlfriend. He visits his girlfriend in school. He's that Joe LaTruglio. Somebody else. Joe Lo. Yeah. Yeah. JLo. JLo. JLo. Yeah. Right. And then we see the bully being funny. What's up man? I wouldn't say bully is just the hot jack. Yeah. I don't know. Played by. Forget. I think James Franco's brother. Dave. Dave. Oh he crushed that. Yeah. Fire. Yeah. Shout out to everybody in that movie. Rosie Perez. Remember neighbors? Yeah. So good. The party movie. Can you name the whole cast? Dave Franco. Seth Rogen. What? What's the accent? Dave Franco. Dave Franco. Um. Who else was that? Huh. Stick with the accent. Dave Franco. PlayStation. Can't remember anybody else. PlayStation. Who was that? Who's that? What dialect is that? That's a robot. That's a robot. I think Japanese though. It's a Japanese robot. Maybe all robots could be Japanese. Mm hmm. Do you guys know the Shout-ma? Shout-ma in my seat. He was just on Jubilee. You gotta get his ass on here. Who is that? He's the white man who learns language. We should have talked about this when we're talking about Babel. No. He can learn languages like this. Really? Like it's nothing like he's eating candy. But his big thing is Chinese. Yeah. He's shocked. He's Chinese people. Oh I've seen those videos. But he's got a rude little bit. It is rude. Well it feels border-learned. I know. Yeah. Well this one. But then he learns Japanese and he's doing Japanese to Japanese people and they do not give a single. They don't care at all. You don't. They don't bat now. Yeah. Right. Yeah. I went there. It was amazing. Did they hate your eyes? Did they hate your eyes? Did they hate your eyes? Did they hate your eyes? Did they hate your eyes? Did they hate your eyes? Did they hate your eyes?