Is Your Cat the Baddest Motherfucker?

"I saw my cat fight off a hawk. I can't get me an alien alien alien," he says. "You're just skimming the article looking for the word alien, and then you don't see it." He describes how one of his cats is covered in blood three out of the seven days. 'He's so cuddly and he'll just come up on your lap,' father-of-two adds.