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Ep 178: Fern Brady

Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster

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I Want Smoked Salmon and Cream Cheese

There's a place near us that deliver bagels now and get the smoked salmon and cream cheese. Although they've recently started putting tomato in there, which I'm very angry about. But I agree that people skimp on both those fillings and annoys me. And I want a whole salmon in there, a whole bowl of cream cheese. It was so sad. Charles Satchy and Rihanna had lost weight from only eating boiled eggs. You would lose a lot of other stuff as well. Like your dignity.

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