I Spent the M&Ms on My Pants

When he was three years old I stole M&Ms out of the jar and mom and dad were like did you take the M&Ms? I'm like nope and there's chocolate on my face. And so does the person who I did it to because I did the same thingI called them back like a boy scout years You probably don't remember me Now that I have kids I cut It's important. The button wasn't designed properly. There was nothing I could do. He never called back kiddo My fourth grade teacher to tell her that that wasn't milk I spilled on my pants What was it? She probably knew my mom made me these really nice corduroy