BONUS: For the Queen 2023
Rude Tales of Magic
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The Queen's Poison State
I am constantly eating poison. It is a bit of a punishment. She sometimes shows interest in my personal life and wants to know, do I have a wife? A husband? She is a laran? An aunt and uncle? What is going on? Do I have friends? This makes me very uncomfortable. There are long stretches of peacetime where nobody is poisoning the Queen. During these times she becomes so real thin during these times. We force the peasants to eat a lobster and a five star michelen,. The pours must subsist on molecular gastronomy. Oh, foams, yucky. Deconstructed milkshake.The Queen lights a fire in you
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